Calvin: Get out
Calvin: get out
Calvin to Jordan: let go of him!
Gavin: I can deal with her!
Gavin: Ah! Help!
Jordan: I did that on purpose.
Gavin: maniacal laugh
Gavin: Oh! Help! Help - Calvin help!!!
Jordan: that's not yours! let go of it! It's mine! It's not yours! LET GO OF IT!
Calvin: don't try to rip it out of my hands
Jordan: Gavin, you're being such a little brat right now.
Calvin to Jordan: You're being more of a brat
Jordan: slams bathroom door
Aaron: Yay! Yeah yeah blah! (he's 2)
Volume on TV increases noticeably
Jordan: begins practicing pianoDay 3 of summer vacation. I'm going to need a lot more Valium. or Vodka. or both...